I’m mostly attracted to his opponent’s marketing, which puts all his eggs in one basket — Dr. Mehmet Oz c/o Doctor Oz for Senate PO Box 576 Huntingdon Valley, PA 19006 I have so many questions, Dr. Oz. First off, are you a doctor or a politician? Do you live in New Jersey or in Pennsylvania? Have you ever — seriously — ever been shopping in…

Domino’s goes out of business after a cheesy stunt — Domino’s, the carryout pizza biz offering more in common with cardboard crusts than wood-fired feasts, is going out of business. OK, I can’t believe I’m going to type the following but let me rephrase. Domino’s is leaving Italy. As if it ever had any business at all being in business…

She insists on wrapping herself up in beautiful mystery — My kitty, Cleo, is quiet and likes to keep to herself. She’s a rescue who has settled into old age nicely, and spends most of the day snoozing on the crappy brown couch both she and Moker insist on holding onto. She doesn’t dive into her food, as many of…

And, of course, “Vanky” rhymes with “Stanky” — Princess Ivanka c/o Clown Prince Jared Somewhere in South Florida Dear Vanky: Is it OK if I call you “Vanky”? I’m just a little boy — 7 months old next week! — but I sort of like this nickname. It rhymes with “Stanky,” which my GMa says you and your…

The jab was a no-brainer: An Acrostic — L ook at our guy; ​ ​ ​​ got a jab in his thigh! ​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​ O ver no one’s objection; ​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​​​headed in the right direction. ​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​​ V axxed in the…

The times aren’t really changing — it’s just us, and that’s OK — One of our daughters asked us a while back why “current events” don’t appear to rile Moker and me as much as they bother her and her Millennial and Gen X friends. “Sweetie, we grew up in the ’60s,” Moker said. Speak for yourself, Sir. The man’s six years older…