Wag More, Bark Less

Sorry for mixing metaphors, but Mickey Mouse once ruled our school

Long ago, on a planet very, very far away — in a suburban high school, in fact, circa 2010 — a hapless idiot was in charge of our school. He tried to be our “friend”, but was so awkward and dumb we wanted nothing to do with him. He decorated his office with Disney paraphernalia and wore Mickey Mouse ties — so of course, we called him “Mickey” behind his back. Over the four years he ruled our school, he was known mostly for his goofy pronouncements, and the alarming ineptness with which…